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<header style="padding-top:5vh;padding-bottom:5vh;"><h1 style="color:red;">The Impostors</h1></header>
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<h1>Cringe CEO</h1>
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<p>Alias: <b><code>The Arrayser</code></b></p>
<p>Github Page: <a href="https://github.com/TheArrayser" target="_blank">TheArrayser;</a></p>
<p>E-Mail: <a href="mailto:ceo@cringe-studios.com" target="_blank">ceo@cringe-studios.com</a></p>
<b>Favorites:</b>
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<li>Favorite Programming Language: <img style="display:inline; vertical-align: middle;" height="20" alt="C" src="https://nsfw.cringe-studios.com/C.png" /></li>
<li>Favorite Operating System: Windows xP</li>
<li>Favorite Color:&nbsp;&trpezium;&trade;</li>
<li>Favorite Bean: Kidney</li>
<li>Favorite Internal Organ: Kidney</li>
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<p>Pronoun: <code>NOT</code></p>
<p>Anything that is not <img style="display:inline; vertical-align: middle;" height="20" alt="C" src="https://nsfw.cringe-studios.com/C.png" /> is not a good programing language, maybe not even a programming language or even a language!</p>
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<h1>Kölian</h1>
<img class="impostor-image" src="https://nsfw.cringe-studios.com/mrletsplay.webp" alt="JulianA" width="50%" style="border-radius: 50%;" /><br />
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<p>Alias: <b><code>MrLetsplay</code></b></p>
<p>Github Page: <a href="https://github.com/MrLetsplay2003" target="_blank">MrLetsplay;</a></p>
<p>E-Mail: <a href="mailto:webmaster@cringe-studios.com" target="_blank">mr@cringe-studios.com</a></p>
<b>Favorites:</b>
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<li>Favorite Song: Coconut Mall</li>
<li>Favorite Operating System: Lin<img src="https://nsfw.cringe-studios.com/sus.png" style="display:inline; vertical-align: middle;" height="20" alt="sus" title="sus" /></li>
<li>Favorite Video Game: Amogus</li>
<li>Favorite Discord Bot: <a href="https://graphite-official.com" target="_blank">Graphite</a></li>
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<p>Pronoun: <code>possibly</code></p>
<p><img src="https://nsfw.cringe-studios.com/java.png" style="display:inline; vertical-align: middle;" height="20" alt="Java" /> is the best language.</p>
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<h1>Bolbert</h1>
<img class="impostor-image" src="https://nsfw.cringe-studios.com/blobert.webp" alt="JulianB" width="50%" style="border-radius: 50%;" /><br />
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<p>Alias: <b><code>Blobert</code></b></p>
<p>Github Page: <a href="https://github.com/JDobeshow" target="_blank">Julian;</a></p>
<p>E-Mail: <a href="mailto:money-manager@cringe-studios.com" target="_blank">money-manager@cringe-studios.com</a></p>
<b>Favorites:</b>
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<li>Favorite Operating System: Arch Lin<img src="https://nsfw.cringe-studios.com/sus.png" style="display:inline; vertical-align: middle;" height="20" alt="sus" title="sus" /></li>
<li>Hobby: Appreciating Memes on the internet</li>
<li>Favorite Song: Shrek opening song (All Star vong Smash Mouth her)</li>
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<p>Pronoun: <code>something</code></p>
<p>Brainfuck is the best language.</p>
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<h1>Projects</h1>
<b>Cringe Studios Github: <a href="https://github.com/CringeStudios" target="_blank">Cringe Studios;</a></b>
<ul>
<li><a href="https://github.com/CringeStudios/cringe-studios.com" target="_blank">Cringe Studios Website</a></li>
<li>Secret Reichstag</li>
<li>Shitty Auth Launcher</li>
<li>Kek Engine</li>
<li>Kekman</li>
<li>KekPong</li>
<li>Cringe Renderer</li>
<li><a href="https://ඞ.cringe-studios.com/%EF%BC%8F%E1%B2%BC%E1%B2%BC%E1%B2%BC%E1%B2%BC%E1%B2%BC%E1%B2%BC%E1%B2%BC%E1%B2%BC%E1%B2%BC%E1%B2%BC%E1%B2%BC%E1%B2%BC%E1%B2%BC%E1%B2%BC%E1%B2%BC%E1%B2%BC%E1%B2%BC%E1%B2%BC%E1%B2%BC%E1%B2%BC%E1%B2%BC%E1%B2%BC%E1%B2%BC%E1%B2%BC%E1%B2%BC%E1%B2%BC%E1%B2%BC%E1%B2%BC%E1%B2%BC%E1%B2%BC%E1%B2%BC%E1%B2%BC%E1%B2%BC%E1%B2%BC%E1%B2%BC%E1%B2%BC%E1%B2%BCsus" target="_blank">Infinite Sus</a></li>
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<h1>Honorable Mentions</h1>
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<li><a href="https://github.com/Palme11100" target="_blank">JonasD</a> (E-Mail: <a href="mailto:jd@cringe-studios.com" target="_blank">jd@cringe-studios.com</a>)</li>
<li><a href="https://github.com/Akito123321" target="_blank">Akito123321</a> (E-Mail: <a href="mailto:akito@cringe-studios.com" target="_blank">akito@cringe-studios.com</a>)</li>
<li>350gHackBitte</li>
<li>Otto</li>
<li>Keklasini</li>
<li><a href="https://jg-cody.de/" target="_blank">JG-Cody</a></li>
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<h3>In Memroy of</h1>
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<li>Axel Geilmann - ブタでした</li>
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